Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Justice Breyer thinks Anna Nicole is HOT

What if Supreme Court decisions were written like doggie biscuits for cable news shows? Dahlia Liwthwick brainstorms at Slate.com:

Did Anna Nicole look good at oral argument?

While Ms. Smith neither testified nor spoke at oral argument, she did attend court, declined all interview requests, wept tastefully at the appropriate moments, and was the proximate cause of a near-media riot outside the courtroom as Access Hollywood battled Entertainment Tonight for the opportunity to more deeply explore the legal nuance of the federal courts' subject matter jurisdiction in state probate cases.

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